There Was A Huge Crowd

Songbirds in my Socks

Brolley Genster — Wed, 06 May 2009 21:05:20 +0000

I’m am not sure what possesses someone to SMUGGLE SONGBIRDS from Vietnam into the US in their SOCKS! These better be Grammy potential songbirds or something…
Check out the details…. here

leahzelf — Wed, 06 May 2009 11:23:08 +0000

“She brought home a gruesome souvenier…inside her head.”

Jesus

Lowly Worm stars in the new feature film : I AM INSIDE OF YOUR SKULL
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Something that needs to be addressed…

leahzelf — Sun, 03 May 2009 21:53:05 +0000

So you know those guys that have that weird color of hair that is somewhere between blonde and red? I guess strawberry blonde, but the real issue is that they appear to not have eyebrows.

Honestly I hate these people and I think they may be a crime against nature. Got a problem freaky pseudo-albinos who are not actually albino so they don’t deserve sympathy?

Check this elaborate-ass mace then think about what you really want to do.

Am I really far behind in this?

leahzelf — Sun, 03 May 2009 00:58:40 +0000

Did you know you can download songs from youtube? This is a big fucking deal. Did everyone already know this and has been keeping it from me? If there was a tree of knowledge this would be the #1 limb or bough or branch or canopy of whatever the hell.

just go to www.mediaconverter.org

In other news, I googled “tree of knowledge” and this is what hapened:

I am literally crying

Eatin my words like they are $7 swedish fish from Balducci’s

leahzelf — Sun, 03 May 2009 00:49:13 +0000

For some reason I decided I hate the Thermals a long time ago. In my memory it was too noise noisy* and a girl singer, aka all the worst things combined into one. BUT thank you KEXP song of the day podcast- entranced by the single “Now we can see”, I just stole the new album (same title as the single) and it is genuinelly making me rock out.
I DO NOT ROCK OUT LIGHTLY THIS IS A BIG DEAL
it is all about the ocean
and the feems singer appears to be back in the sammich’ kitchen like she belongs (ew Kathy Foster)
Lookit that hair

Listen to this to understand. Elliott Smith gets raped like he 7 and home alone with his step-father.

*this word looks crazy upon further inspection

Amazing..

Brolley Genster — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 15:45:43 +0000

Brolley loves Kanye West too much, and he knows this. But the video for ‘Amazing’ was just released – and for lack of a better term, it really is amazing. Check it out, and the awesome views of Hawaii, and Kanye’s really odd broaches? Yeah, tells us what you think..

April 21 Playlist

leahzelf — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 18:07:26 +0000

Sorry we’ve missed a few…

How deep is your love- the Bee Gees
The Chills- Peter Bjorn and John
How Could You- Billie Holiday
airbreak
Get Like Me- David Banner ft Chris Brown
Where in the World Are You Now- Great Lake Swimmers
Freaky Gurl remix- Gucci Mane ft Ludacris
airbreak
Hello Walls- Willie Nelson
Strangers- The Kinks
What We Had- Handsome Furs
airbreak
Scorpio- The Dutchess and the Duke
More of This- Vetiver
Seattle (ft Emmy the Great)- Brighton Port Authority
Kingdom of Rust- Doves
Into Your Arms- The Lemonheads
Time We Had- The Mother Hips
Bitches Ain’t Shit- Dr. Dre
How I Remember- David Bazan

Possibly the Scariest Thing I Have Ever Seen

leahzelf — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 14:25:54 +0000

I am going to warn you, this is literally terrifying.

Ok that was just a warm-up. That kid looks like a fucking gremlin though.

Now, if you are ready .

Thanks Arabic language youtube for making me scream outloud.

Double-Up

leahzelf — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 14:17:49 +0000

Everytime my global business teacher says “developed” it sounds like he is saying “double-up” (he is from some generically foreign country) which just reminds of that R-Kelly song.

God I have no idea what he is talking about besides this song.

Shark! the Herald Angels Sing

leahzelf — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 23:26:46 +0000

Dolphins are on the Chinese side against Somali Pirates?
Obama better send an envoy of our national fish (what is this?) to coerce them over to us.

Also I just read 30,000 fish puns looking for a title for this post, and it was in no way a waste of time.